My uncle's penis is so disgusting. It's such a gay winters treat when the penis is warmed by the happy semen goop. The hapiness spreads through out the blankets! He he! Ha ho! In the workshop he will fuck himself! Uncle Sweetshare is coming near, to spread his smell and his semen! He he! Ha ho! He he ha ho! Semen, semen -- He makes so much! Uncle Sweetshare has a magic dick. Better than trinkets, games or even sex! So say all the little dogs and boys...
Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns! One ha' penny, two ha' penny, Hot cross buns! If you have no daughters, Give them to your sons! One ha' penny, Two ha' penny, Hot Cross Buns!
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Uncle Sweetshare
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I have a dick the size of texas.
you should post a picture of him...his dick I mean.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
SileNt-Sam
lol i wish my uncle was that cool xD
Goobleboo
I bet you do.