SileNt-Sam 2014-04-24 08:27:57

lol i wish my uncle was that cool xD

Chdonga 2014-05-23 23:27:38

I have a dick the size of texas.

HarryFeltersnach 2014-06-01 04:30:10

you should post a picture of him...his dick I mean.

MrApophis 2014-11-16 11:49:43

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.